This $3.5 million waterfront home in Traverse City looks like a spaceship


Beam us up, Scotty! There's little hope that 2020 will in any way redeem itself, so why not shuck out $3.5 million for this contemporary waterfront home that basically doubles as the spaceship of your childhood — and, let's be real, adult — fantasies?

With more than 5,040 sq. ft. of contemporary realness, this 4-bedroom, 5.5-bath home built in 2010 offers 162 feet of private West Bay frontage which can be enjoyed from the heated deck or through the home's 50 floor-to-ceiling windows.

Not only does the home's architectural details scream HBO's Avenue 5  — which stars the incomparably sexy Hugh Laurie — but the layout is as spacious as space gets. The open main floor has a grand living area complete with a floor to ceiling granite gas fireplace, as well as a sleek and very purple kitchen with Snaidero Italian cabinets and auto-closing drawers. Suck it, Jetsons!

There's a spiral staircase that takes you to the lower level where you can take a dip in a climate-controlled pool and hot tub room, complete with its own kitchen, as well as a changing area and bathroom. There are also a pair of bedrooms, each with their own private baths, a large recreation room, and a workshop that leads to the boat garage. The upstairs features a master suite with a gas fireplace and a den where you can absolutely relax after a grueling day of saving the universe and enduring hyperspeed travel.

This home is listed by Mark Hagen Real Estate Professionals.