This $1.2 million marble-loving mansion in Grosse Ile has a sexy indoor pool


This home isn't just looking for a new owner — it's looking for a caretaker, because a unique mansion like this one in Grosse Ile needs someone who really loves polishing marble floors, screaming naughty things into the large rooms and hallways to hear echoes that make you feel less alone, and skinny dipping in a private indoor grotto.

For $,1200,000 this 10,226 square foot, 5-bedroom, 5-bathroom home could be yours, you know, after a wealthy relative you didn't know you had kicked the bucket. The home, built in 1979, is said to have been inspired by the worldly travels of its original owners — and it shows.

For starters, the home has both family and catering kitchens, a family room with a bar area, a grand foyer, a sitting room, and a massive formal dining room where you can host dinner parties when it is safe enough to do so. As for sleeping quarters, there's an enormous owner's suite with bath, as well as private living quarters for a “house manager or Au Pair” because this house needs serious managing. Like, our arms hurt just thinking about having to dust this bad boy. 

Perhaps the most attractive feature of this home comes in the form of an indoor pool and hot tub and for that reason, we are moving in, just as soon as we sell all of our body's plasma and our plasma screen TV. That being said, can we borrow a few bucks? We'll let you skinny dip!

This home is listed by Jason Miller of The Miller Team Realtors