Please enjoy this tiny $100k goth house in Detroit that could double as a vampire lair

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Cue up some dark and twisty tunes by the Smiths, the Cure, or Joy Division and settle into your very own pint-sized vampire cave. This black beauty boasts three bedrooms one bathroom across 821 sqft of floor-to-ceiling darkness. No, really. The carpet? Black. Walls? Black. Ceiling? Black. Cabinets? Black. The only bursts of color are found in the random painted white squares throughout the home and the bathroom fixtures (toilet, sink, and tub) are also white. The property, which is currently being used as an Airbnb rental, sits on a 5,663 square-foot lot and is described as being fully remodeled and an ideal income opportunity. The recently updated kitchen features butcher block counters, the home's windows are new-ish, and everything from the bathroom, flooring, fixtures, electrical, and plumbing have had recent updates. The Realtor estimates that this goth AF home could fetch $2,800 per month as an income property. In other words, you could buy a lot of copies of Nietzsche's The Birth of Tragedy, blue-black hair dye, and/or several Bauhaus boxsets. Or, if you're one of those obnoxious couples from House Hunters that can't look past paint color, remember: you can always paint over the black, but know that the soul of this home will forever be a dark abyss no matter how many coats of Evening Dove you apply. Happy haunting, y'all! 

This home is listed by Shane Parker of Community Choice Realty Associates.