If you want to ruin their routine and future wellness: Whole Foods
115 Mack Ave., Detroit; 313-576-5300; wholefoodsmarket.com
"Hey, babe, we're out of coconut milk." Yeah, well, I'm out of patience for your bullshit. Grab a cart and strategically rehash old fights whilst grabbing groceries
for
one. We guarantee they'll never be able to visit the hot bar without thinking about your hot ass, now long gone.
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