Ahh yes, Valentine's Day.
The Hallmark holiday that smitten couples love to love and bitter singles love to hate. Regardless of your relationship status this Valentine's Day, you can take part in a little commercialized holiday fun by sending your longtime lover or newly swiped sweetie a Detroit-themed Valentine. Because what else could accurately define your love than the saccharine sentiment from Sterling Heights' newly erected Golden Butthole?
You're welcome.
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