Ahh yes, Valentine's Day.

The Hallmark holiday that smitten couples love to love – and bitter singles love to hate. Regardless of your relationship status this Valentine's Day, you can take part in a little commercialized holiday fun by sending your longtime lover or newly swiped sweetie a Detroit-themed Valentine. Because what else could accurately define your love than the saccharine sentiment from Sterling Heights' newly erected Golden Butthole?

You're welcome.

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